* His “investigative report” reads like a recipe concocted by a manic drag queen on crank:

One pound nonsensical ranting
Two cups A+B=Z
One cup paranoia
One tablespoon childish petulance
One half tablespoon poor me
One bunch homoerotic innuendo
Sprinkle liberally with racial and ethnic slurs
Half-bake mixture until thoroughly boring
Serve with hypocrisy, lies, and defamation

Brian CROW K3VR’s Early Elements of ‘Coprophiliac’ Style in “VE7KFM on 14.275” on QRZ.com 8 Nov ‘06